It's the end of the world as we know it

So it's Jan 2012, and apparently the year the world ends, and you know what, I believe it.

As A new years resolution, i thought I would try being more tolerant, understanding and patient with the customers, 2 days back at work, and yea, na that went right out the window, tonight's had nothing but fucken morons

a couple of guys come in and want to play LoL (if you don't know what that is, then google it fucker(i will say it is a game though))
so they're on the PC's and one guy has no problems, the other, well fuck, comes out, "oh I cant play"
I go in to check, and hes using the windows start button, you know, the small one in the bottom left hand corner, and well there's nothing there, that's because we have a timer with bold lettering saying "CLICK HERE TO START"
so i show him to click here to start and hes all
"but but there's already a timer"
"yea that happens when I start the machine"
"but but I cant play!!"
I quickly show him to the shortcut for LoL, exit the room shaking my head, hoping for the end of the world real real quick.

Now I know it doesn't seem so bad, but imagine a whole night of these sorts of things and you start to get a small understanding of what happens here, these things are never just small events, they're snow ball effects, google it if you don't know what that is either.

Another example is the Indian lady I had in before, god nothing went right for her, oh and each an every time it was the computers fault aka my fault, In the end I had to just tell her to deal with it, as the chances of the 6 machines she used all having the same issue is just not possible, (family couldn't hear her) of course it couldn't be on there end, no no that's just silly, it was the machine she was on.

and just now some guy comes up.
"oh the machine just locked"
"yea that happens when ya timer is up"
"oh can I get 15 more minutes?"
"no, what I can do is just restart the machine for you without a timer, hows that sound?"
"I only want the 15..."
"yea well you see mate, we set a timer once, after that if you want more time, you have to watch it yourself. See it stops people getting up and asking for 15 after 15 all the time, so yea"
he just walked away.... thank fuck

anyways i'm fucken sick of typing
welcome to 2012, also I might try updating this more often, I think i'll have too