Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!

another update, and so soon after the first.
So I tried setting up speech recognition on my PC at home.
I figured it would be faster and easier than typing out all the bullshit I want to put on the blog, I mean shit what could go wrong ?
So I begin the setup process, and wow it could not be easier, after about 20 mins of tutorial action I was good to go. Sweet I thought, lets get this fucker sorted and use it on the blog, an shit, it was easy to open the browser and blog, no issues at all, even logging in was simple.
So then it came to actually dictating to the blog. sweet lets give it a go.... yea na didn't fucken work, the recognition tab kept coming up "what did you say?" or it would just type out gibberish, after an hour or so of complete and utter failure, i said ...
"fuck it"
"what did you say?"
"oh fuck off"
"what did you say?"
"fuck, stop listening"
"what did you say?"
"say again"
"now ya just taking the piss ya fucker"
And I clicked that fucker closed, fuck that shit.

Now ya probably wondering, why the shit did you bother trying to set it up in the first place, well like I said I thought it would be easier, sometimes these events at work an what not happen so fast and my mind starts working fast and furious on how to word these stories that my typing cant keep up, and i end up getting shit muddled and it turns into a cluster fuck of fail.
Things like what I've just written are a lot easier to deal with, I can go back and add things, change things, it doesn't effect the outcome of the story. Does that even make sense ? I cant tell anymore..