Another year, another moron..

so its 2011, a new year, a new start, a new life blah blah blah...

so i haven't updated for a while, and its not because I've had a lack or stupid customers, oh no nothing that drastic, I just haven't been arsed I guess, but I'm hoping that will change this year, I'm also hoping that the posts on here will be more positive towards my customers...... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yea fucken right.... ahhh i crack myself up.

so anyways story time,

a few weeks ago, just after new year i had an Indian gentleman come in, now hes been in a few times and been OK on the PC, this time was a little different, he comes up, we exchange greetings, blah blah you know, and i ask if he needs a PC

Him: "No, No, I need this letter typed up"

hes holding a stack of about 4 pages worth, as my norm I cock an eye and stare at him blankly and reply

Me: "well then your going to need a PC aren't you"

Him: (smiling like the dumb fucker he is) "No, you type for me"

Me: "I'm not typing that for you mate, that's not my job, I'm not a Secretary, I can put you on a PC and you can do it ya self"

his smile fades and hes left with that stupid blank look they all get.

Him: "No, you do, you"

Me: "fine I'll do it for you-"

his dumb smile comes back

Me: "For $60 per hour, minimum charge of an hour"

Him: "No, no, you do for me, no charge"

at this point I piss myself laughing, at the pure stupidity of it, yea sure ill type your dumb fuck letter up for free, no worries, fuck the other customers I'll have to serve, your more important... ahhhh

Me: " yeaaaaaaa no, not gonna happen mate, I can put you on a PC, and you can type it, but I'm not going to do it for your, that's not my job"

he looks around fr a bit and asks

Him: "is there anyone else that can do it for me??"

Me: "No, You either use a PC, and do it ya self, or you leave and hope a friend will do it for you"

so after all that shit he walks away defeated, that of course made me fairly happy.

I ended up mentioning it to the boss and he was all ohhh well maybe we should do it but under these circumstances... and I saw his point and thought yea fair enough OK, we'll try it, then he said him and I had to try being nicer to the moron's, i was like omgwtf no way, well no promises at least, a few days later i mentioned the whole typing letters to the other boss, and surprisingly his answer was completely different from what I had expected, he was all oh fuck no, I'm not typing for anyone blah blah blah, and after listening to his reasoning, i saw his point of view as well, and mentioned it to the other boss, and we were all in agreement, fuck that shit.

anyway, lost my train of thought, customer interrupted me so ill end it here