collectable action figure, not a toy

so i told this story to a friend of mine real quick, figured id better have it on here as well



just had sum dried old prune come in complaining about halo figure her kid bought
said the arm joint broke
she was in a big hurry and all that right and I'm trying to explain that i cant make the decision on if she gets a refund or swaps the item
so i tell her ill have to call the boss and shes all blah blah blah hurry up baby at home
naturally i put on my care face and hat and cast a level 12 don't give a fuck spell

then she was all well can you call who's in charge then, I'm sitting here with a cocked eyebrow and tell her that's what I've been trying to do while you've been talking (complaining).

she didn't like that
and she must have thought id taken my care face off cause she tried to go on about it again but i was on the phone with the boss at that stage
in the end she got a replacement and i told them they're not toys and not meant to be played with like a normal toy they're collectibles
they were all yeah we know that, and i was like yeah but does HE know that and they're like yes he collects them, and said yea but does he play with them ?
cause this new one is fine i can see how the joints are, if this one goes bad we aren't replacing it
they didn't like that so i had explain that if he breaks it there's no refund it was his fault
they took the fucken toy (collectible action figure) and fucked off


- i put on my care face and hat and cast a level 12 don't give a fuck spell