and the stupid just keeps on coming

so lets get into it real quick

moron: "theres no sound on my machine"
me: "really ? have u tried turning the volume up?"
moron: "of course, still nothing"
me: "really ? you sure about that ?"
moron: "yes of course"
i just look at the idiot with a cocked eye
me: "yea you need to go back down and turn the volume up"
moron: "i already have"
so i get up and walk down, get to the headphones and turn the volume up
me: "yeah you didnt even check the volume did you"
and then i just walk the fuck away, dumb fucker he was.

fucken south Americans man, Brazilians, to be exact, dumb fucks
moron: "I pay for two machine"
me: "you mean both machines"
moron: "no, 2 machines"
me: "yea.... both machines"
moron: "no 2 machine"
me: "yeah na you don't say 2 machine, you say both machines"
moron: "2 machine"
me: "yeah BOTH MACHINES"
I take his money and shoo the dumb fucker out, him and his dumb fuck friend leave the door WIDE OPEN so i lean over and say
"dont worry guys the door closes itself"
they just look blank like wtf is he talking about.....fucken morons man.



stupidity is like the energizer bunny, its just keeps going and going and going and going ......