Just singing in the rain

Just when I thought things couldn't get any dumber i look outside and across the street I see some guy cleaning glass, on its own that's not news but i should mention its 9:40pm and its raining, and the glass is on the outside of the building.

yeah its that stupid...

Ive even got a video of the guy cleaning and while the quality ain't that great you can tell whats going on.
I was also gonna do some commentary about it for the video but i was like fuck this is so stupid I'm lost for words, i could say something, i should say something but dammm

video to come....

I must have a lisp or a stutter ?

get this......

How long are you open for

25 more minutes

great!, Ill get half an hour!

???????

seriously, wtf.

-edit

and so he ends up being on for 15 minutes......FFFFFFFFFUUU

I wouldn't be so rude if you werent so fucken stupid

so the old prune that just bought the halo figure back, just called me, and had a hissy about my attitude apparently i was very rude and had assumed wrongly that he had played with the figure, the truth was that i asked if he had played with it, not assumed, in this business I've learned never to assume anything. Also if i was trying to make a good customer base i was going about it the wrong way. She also mentioned that she would never be back. To that i was very calm and and accepted everything she had said and asked if there was anything else, and boy did that stump her, told her i appreciated her calling and that i would pass along her comments to the boss. she stammered for a bit before i said thank you for calling and hung up the phone.
I called the boss and told him what she said, he said that they must think were fucken stupid or something and sighed.. and that was the end of that issue.

now contrary to what i post here and how i phrase things, my thoughts and opinions are all personal, never vocalized, i work in a customer service environment, i cant afford to vocalize my opinions, and when ever a customer approaches me for help assistance or a purchase I'm always, always very pleasant to them, i mean its cash in hand for us right, but if this old prune wants to get all hissy because she was in a hurry and i wouldn't do what she wanted at her pace then she can go elsewhere, we don't need a customer like that.

- they must think were as stupid as they are

collectable action figure, not a toy

so i told this story to a friend of mine real quick, figured id better have it on here as well



just had sum dried old prune come in complaining about halo figure her kid bought
said the arm joint broke
she was in a big hurry and all that right and I'm trying to explain that i cant make the decision on if she gets a refund or swaps the item
so i tell her ill have to call the boss and shes all blah blah blah hurry up baby at home
naturally i put on my care face and hat and cast a level 12 don't give a fuck spell

then she was all well can you call who's in charge then, I'm sitting here with a cocked eyebrow and tell her that's what I've been trying to do while you've been talking (complaining).

she didn't like that
and she must have thought id taken my care face off cause she tried to go on about it again but i was on the phone with the boss at that stage
in the end she got a replacement and i told them they're not toys and not meant to be played with like a normal toy they're collectibles
they were all yeah we know that, and i was like yeah but does HE know that and they're like yes he collects them, and said yea but does he play with them ?
cause this new one is fine i can see how the joints are, if this one goes bad we aren't replacing it
they didn't like that so i had explain that if he breaks it there's no refund it was his fault
they took the fucken toy (collectible action figure) and fucked off


- i put on my care face and hat and cast a level 12 don't give a fuck spell

and the stupid just keeps on coming

so lets get into it real quick

moron: "theres no sound on my machine"
me: "really ? have u tried turning the volume up?"
moron: "of course, still nothing"
me: "really ? you sure about that ?"
moron: "yes of course"
i just look at the idiot with a cocked eye
me: "yea you need to go back down and turn the volume up"
moron: "i already have"
so i get up and walk down, get to the headphones and turn the volume up
me: "yeah you didnt even check the volume did you"
and then i just walk the fuck away, dumb fucker he was.

fucken south Americans man, Brazilians, to be exact, dumb fucks
moron: "I pay for two machine"
me: "you mean both machines"
moron: "no, 2 machines"
me: "yea.... both machines"
moron: "no 2 machine"
me: "yeah na you don't say 2 machine, you say both machines"
moron: "2 machine"
me: "yeah BOTH MACHINES"
I take his money and shoo the dumb fucker out, him and his dumb fuck friend leave the door WIDE OPEN so i lean over and say
"dont worry guys the door closes itself"
they just look blank like wtf is he talking about.....fucken morons man.



stupidity is like the energizer bunny, its just keeps going and going and going and going ......